Sbarro mastered the art of taking the ingredients of cheese, tomato sauce/paste, spices and various toppings and turning it into something that has absolutely no discernible flavor.
I am not trying to defend BPI, but the seemingly hard to explain differences are largely a function of the margin of victory. Pitt gets more credit for beating Texas Tech at home by 21 than ISU does for winning by 5. Also, bad losses hurt significantly, such as the debacle at West Virginia...
The other thing that kills creativity is a power structure. CA has devolved into a political organization, nothing more. If students don't show up for a Top 20 matchup, there is no reason to continue to issue balcony tickets.
I didn't read the entire thread so apologies if this obvious solution has been suggested.
Hire a private investigator to track the involved parties. Get some incriminating photos, but preferably some video of them in the act. Send it off to a professional company to add some production value...
If you prefer, we could eliminate weather forecasting. Personally, I will gladly take the information provided by meteorologists, knowing they have limitations based on the continually evolving, and improving, science of weather forecasting.