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    Tough day for EIU hoops hopes

    Iowa's Spongebob-armed players look like they take in the groceries one bag at a time to avoid lifting too much weight.
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    Time for a Real Discussion About Caitlin Clark

    It is such a strange phenomenon. People who never attended Iowa seem to be the loudest, most obnoxious, and proud of being fans of them. When I lived in Iowa I knew a few guys who never went to Iowa but still got their Fred Flinstone tattoos. And yes, even in Texas I'm likely to see one of...
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    Time for a Real Discussion About Caitlin Clark

    Because most Clone fans are decent people and don't feel the need to constantly go out of their way to talk **** to Hawkeye fans? I live in Texas and see Hawkeye fans and don't really approach them. However, I was in a drive thru line last year and someone was honking at me from behind. I...
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    *** Official #2 Houston vs IOWA STATE Game(Day) Thread ***

    My hope is that Houston is used to being the harasser but not the harassed and our defense makes them uncomfortable. A good shooting night from deep would be a blessing for us. Drinking the Kool-aid and predicting 75-68 good guys.
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    Sounds like a prima donna douche.
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    Who gives a ****!?
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    That looked like targeting...
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    Michigan getting away with all kinds of bull$hit.
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    Now we're moving.
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    A PAC-12 commercial? What's the point?
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    *** Washington vs Michigan 2024 FB natty game ***

    I guess cheaters sometimes do win.
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    Time for a Real Discussion About Caitlin Clark

    Luka Garza gets plenty of coverage. Is he an Iowan?
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    Fran McCaffery owns the history book

    Just have J-Bo sitting on the couch next to Fran with his suitcase packed with 4 weeks worth of clothes and a stolen NCAA rug.
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    Tough day for EIU hoops hopes

    He looks like the kind of guy whose go-to dance move is a really awkward cabbage patch.
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    Fran McCaffery owns the history book

    Ideas for the Fran statue: -Fran throwing chair. -Fran kicking computer off the announcer table. -Fran yelling at Marble right next to his face (add Marble statue next to him) -Fran crouched down and screaming like he is about to shoot off into space. -Fran being held back by his assistants...
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    Time for a Real Discussion About Caitlin Clark

    Sorry you missed that. He had a game with 10 assists against some terrible directional school in the non-conference which included some *gasp* no-look passes! They immediately labeled him a wizard, a magician, etc and were ****** themselves over his future and comparing him to all-time greats...
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    Time for a Real Discussion About Caitlin Clark

    I hate when I see ISU fans simping over some Hok player because they're from the state of Iowa, or claim rooting for them is "good for the state". Newsflash: Hok fans never do the same for ISU athletes, so **** them, **** their school, **** all their athletes, **** all their overblown pat...
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    Tough day for EIU hoops hopes

    That is not a man's body.
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    NFL: ***Cyclones in the NFL: 2023 season***

    They wasted over half a season trying to make Zach Wilson work. Then lashed out at everyone over their garbage performance.