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  1. DrShip

    Greetings from Utah!

    Welcome. Do you know anyone that has to get a Pac 12 tattoo removed?
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    You know I said that on a Colorado message board and they thought I was the biggest moron. I'm not predicting the end of football, but it's on a downward trend. CTE studies keep looking worse and parents won't let their kids play football. As that happens, talent pools dry up. The people who...
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    https://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/college/asu/2019/01/14/asu-president-michael-crow-pac-12-positioned-greatness/2509467002/ From 2019, but really shows how incompetent Crow is. Found on an ASU board.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    I don't eat salads. Mostly just use it on burgers and sandwiches. Iceberg is just crispy water (much like celery), but I don't mind it. Kale is just nasty.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    fun fact: until 2011 Pizza Hutt was the largest buyer of kale in the country. They used it to decorate their buffets. Then we decided to eat it:rolleyes: Iceberg lettuce is nothing special, but I like romaine.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    My mistake, but they still had slavery so I'm not counting them. Maryland can similarly eat a satchel of Richards.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    I always thought that, too, about the SEC. I just have a hard time seeing them add a school from a Union state (Missouri doesn't count. I believe we arrested their governor and half their legislature who were trying to secede). Still, I have my own selfish reasons for hoping for the BIG seeing...
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    I don't subscribe, but the only reason I listen on occasion is to hear their delusions. Canzano on a couple weeks ago was gold.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    Don't insult checkers. This MIGHT be Connect 4.
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    I need a Hok joke.

    Did you hear Captain Kirk is only dressing half the squad for the ISU game this year? The rest of the team has to dress themselves. The school library at the university of Iowa burned down today. The real tragedy is only half the books were colored. Why did the Hawkeye football team cross the...
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    Grading Brett Yormark's First Year

    Ah fair enough. Didn't realize that, but it needs to change back. Gonna be terrible for attendance in the women's tournament.
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    Grading Brett Yormark's First Year

    A- for the following reasons: 1)I'm not convinced the Mexico games are a good idea, and the rollout was messy. 2)Gonzaga rumors were dumb. Please don't add Gonzaga. I would be OK with UCONN as a full member. 3)Failure to poach Pac schools, although I think he's done what he can and put the Big...
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    How this didn't win a Grammy I will never know...

    Why is a wish.com Dracula singing the song?
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    Makes me laugh that I think it's more likely the Big XII announces they're adding SDSU than the Pac 12. Not that I think either is particularly likely. Pac 12 is a dumpster fire.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    Pretty sure that was the Tony Altimore Clown, primarily. Although I think Canzano got in on it, too.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    Battle for the Bottom of the Big XII! Remember that game vividly. Honestly one of the funnest games I had ever been to. I had a thermos of hot chocolate a peppermint schnapps, myself and just about everyone has snuck in a bottle of fireball. Wasn't that the only shutout in the Big XII that year?
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    I wouldn't say can't there are some special people out there. My favorite part is his profile pic that looks like it's him 20 years ago. He's an easy punching bag.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    That Altimore guy might be the biggest tool (which is saying something) out of all those west coast reporters. Blocks people who disagree, and is so smug while trying to feign niceness. Not going to lie, I want the Pac 10 to fall apart specifically so he can be wrong.
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    Bathroom Trip

    Questions regarding the bidets: how does the cold water feel? I wouldn't think I would care for that, and it would be a pain to get everything attached to a hot water hookup. Also, anyone who hangs toilet paper under is a communist, a terrorist, and possibly even French.
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    Realignment Megathread (All The Moves)

    False, that is the Sandlot.