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    Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    I mostly resemble Cro-Magnon man and he had a high-brow. The best is to dust an empty elevator just as you are leaving. I giggle at that like a sixth-grade boy giggles when the word "breast" appears in poetry.
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    Feedback: What good is the close button...

    No kidding. When I was a kid, we had to have a handful of quarters to feed into the computer to keep the internet running. Now, it's all free. Who cares if you can't get to the page you want because the ads are eating up your bandwidth? You young whippersnappers don't know how good you've...
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    Vegas

    Don't forget to stop by the Vegas Hilton and put $100 on the Hawkeyes to win the BCS title. They'll give you 100-1 odds, but anyone from Iowa knows the Hawkeyes should be the favorite. :jimlad: So easy, it's almost like stealing. By the way, Iowa State will only pay 40-1 odds as part of a...
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    Alright FBI needs your help CF!

    I'll believe you when I start to see "alwrong" used on a regular basis.
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    Duke and Wisc. both go down

    I'll always cheer for a Duke loss (I once broke up with a girl because she gave me a Duke hat), but they just aren't as "hateable" as when they had Bobby Hurley, Christian Laettner or J.J. Redick. Those were easy teams to hate.
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    Michelle Obama to deliver Commencment at UNI

    Marrying well does have its advantages.
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    Twin Cities Get Lingerie Football Franchise

    I agree with Arkansas; it wasn't what I was expecting at all. The athleticism of the girls was the thing that suprised me most. I figured it would be models pillow fighting. But, the models are long-gone. They'd have been broken to bits in practice. These girls hit!
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    Wegher done at OU

    Sounds like too much TV watching. The guy thinks he's Marcus Dupree.
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    what is it with Rolling Rock beer?

    "Good" beer doesn't come in 12-packs. Good beer is only available in individual bottles.
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    Did Pitts Nasir Robinson surpass Chris Webber?

    The comparison is tough because according to the NCAA Chris Webber's play didn't happen. (If I recall correctly) the Fab Five received illegal money from a booster so the NCAA struck all of their wins and stats from the record. So, it's tough for Chris Webber to lose a game that didn't...
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    This is why I take the 1st two days of the tournament off

    I haven't worked since September in preparation for this. Oh, wait, that doesn't really apply.
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    coin flip bracket is beating my real bracket so far

    It works suprisingly well on Wall Steet too.
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    I took the 2 "Fiber One" Challenge

    Tree bark and sticks. Might not have the best flavor, but they'll keep you regular. Just make sure you increase your water consumption.
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    Smoking Gun? Report: Auburn Offered Cecil Newton $180,000

    Could this be another returned Heisman Trophy? Good thing O.J. sold his many years ago because these things will become a dime-a-dozen on e-Bay.
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    Potential MBB/WBB conflict at Big 12 Tournament

    Yes, but does she wear "skinny jeans?"
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    Time for Fred to get tossed

    Because it worked so well for Larry Eustachy in our Elite 8 game against Michigan State. Good times.
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    Roy Williams Lied on the Radio

    Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.
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    Coyote problems

    From my experience, you are out of luck. I've seen a coyote on TV who falls off cliffs, gets run down by trucks and gets smashed by falling rocks. Yet he survives! I think they are indestructable. My suggestion is to try and eliminate your road runner population. That should drive the...
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    Why are there Cupcakes in COD Building

    Too confusing. From now on let's keep the cupcakes on the basketball schedule (where they belong).