What’s the biggest…?

[ISUCyclones2015]

…. Animal you could fight in a 100m diameter circle arena? If you choose an aquatic one it is now deep enough to accommodate them. No weapons, no food, just you and them. You have sufficient clothing (long sleeve shirt and pants or wet suit if aquatic).

So what is it? How are you winning?

 

[Nader_uggghhh]

I'm trying to get a giant tortoise to latch onto a piece of my clothes. Then I'm choking that sumbitch.

 

[3TrueFans]

What do I get if I win?

 

[bsaltyman]

The biggest animal I could fight? A blue whale. Of course I am not winning, but that would be the biggest animal I could try to fight.

First, I would try to speak whale, like in Finding Nemo, to try and intimidate it. Then I would swim towards it and probably get swallowed. Maybe punch it a bunch from the inside.

 

[carvers4math]

Brian Ferentz. He knows nothing about offense. I’ll just get him to chase me until he’s tired. That should be about 30 seconds.

 

[BCClone]

Panda Bear. They generally sit there and don't look like sprinters.

 

[CoKane]

A Galapagos Tortoise. Mofo is too slow to actually do anything

 

[pourcyne]

I would love to fart in Cheeto's general direction.

 

[pourcyne]

I still have a scar on my knee from about 40 years ago when a fat hog knocked me down and danced on the back of my leg for five seconds, so I'm thinking that I'm not going to try to answer your question.

Then again, I probably won, considering that I am entering my golden years with a faded scar and the perpetrator in question was soon made into chops and bacon.

 

[KidSilverhair]

The biggest animal I could fight? A blue whale. Of course I am not winning, but that would be the biggest animal I could try to fight.

First, I would try to speak whale, like in Finding Nemo, to try and intimidate it. Then I would swim towards it and probably get swallowed. Maybe punch it a bunch from the inside.

Ah. The Jonah Maneuver. A man of culture, I see.

 

[bsaltyman]

Ah. The Jonah Maneuver. A man of culture, I see.

I doubt that I could make it three days in there, but if I did that whale sure would not be happy with me by then.

 

[qwerty]

Slug. Wait, someone already listed Brian Ferentz which is basically the same thing.

 

[Candide]

Animal vs. Means of Death

chicken - choke
dolphin - flog
beaver - beat
cow - milk
poodle - pet
one-eyed snake - beat
kitty- pet
dog - walk
worm - burp
monkey - spank

 

[wenkeej]

Way to many variables... Where and when is this circle? Summer, winter, morning, night, city, country, desert, mountains...

Are we talking Thunderdome, because I might be able to kill anything if there is a hot Tina Turner watching...

 

[baller21]

I’m pretty sure I’d kick a sloth’s ass, especially after he whispered some dirty **** in my woman’s ear.

 

[Rabbuk]

I'm stipulating whatever animal i fight is sick and elderly

 

[Zyklon]

I could beat an ostrich I think. They seem pretty big. Maybe a large penguin.