Friday OT #1 - King Kong Ain’t Got Nothing On Me

[Angie]

Thanks so much to @cyrocksmypants (via social media) for this one:

King Kong would destroy every other mythical monster and, quite frankly, it wouldn’t even be close. Prove me wrong.

 

[JM4CY]

Will McDonald would kick King Kong’s ass. Prove me wrong.

 

[VeloClone]

Kudos for the Training Day reference, @Angie.

 

[frackincygy]

Thanks so much to @cyrocksmypants (via social media) for this one:

King Kong would destroy every other mythical monster and, quite frankly, it wouldn’t even be close. Prove me wrong.

 

[CYdTracked]

Gary Dolphin would like to remind you all that the use of the word King Kong could lead to issues with your employer if used in certain situations.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

King Kong is the only answer, so I guess the bigger question should be, who would be second place as a runner up to King Kong for the king of mythical beasts.

 

[CYCLNST8]

King Kong is the only answer, so I guess the bigger question should be, who would be second place as a runner up to King Kong for the king of mythical beasts.

Mark Mangino?

 

[JM4CY]

Mark Mangino?

Nah.

 

[carvers4math]

Nah.

I was gonna say the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If you think about it, a regular gorilla has the strength of like 30 men. So by transitive property, King Kong has the strength of 540 men.

 

[BCClone]

Nah.

Ain't nobody lifting that. Now remember the stories how before games at KU he would have the officials meet in his office and he would be naked. That would have Kong turn around and leave.

 

[JM4CY]

Ain't nobody lifting that. Now remember the stories how before games at KU he would have the officials meet in his office and he would be naked. That would have Kong turn around and leave.

Wut......

 

[BCClone]

Wut......

Yep, he thought it was funny to do the pre-game meeting and be sitting at his desk with nothing on. That should have told us he had a screw loose.

 

[JM4CY]

Yep, he thought it was funny to do the pre-game meeting and be sitting at his desk with nothing on. That should have told us he had a screw loose.

Wow. I had not heard that. Thanks for making me lose my breakfast.

 

[MeanDean]

Would Godzilla give KK a run?

Never seen a Godzilla movie but he/she/it seems pretty big and impressive. Maybe a bit slow and plodding so KK could maybe - float like a butterfly sting like a bee - and get the better.

 

[BCClone]

Didn't The Rock beat King Kong in some movie I saw? Wrestlers are mythical creatures, so there is your answer.

 

[CycloneNorth]

Wow. I had not heard that. Thanks for making me lose my breakfast.

Just wait until you hear what he used to do in the showers at KU.

 

[JM4CY]

Just wait until you hear what he used to do in the showers at KU.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Will McDonald would kick King Kong’s ass. Prove me wrong.

Will McDonald could sack a bullet train. He eats Tomahawk missiles and wipes with sandpaper.

 

[VeloClone]

Will McDonald could sack a bullet train. He eats Tomahawk missiles and wipes with sandpaper.

I thought he used John Wayne toilet paper - it's rough and tough and doesn't take **** off of anyone.