Woman killed by flying umbrella!

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I knew a woman who was sitting at a park on a picnic table and branch fell on her and killed her

This sort of thing seems to be more common every year and I know I've seen more down trees. Starting last summer I started being way more vigilant on where I place my tent to camp.
 
Not that it matters much, but curious -- do most incidents involve the "spear" at top of the umbrella, or is the unit coming loose and the lower "shaft" doing it?
The long end of a beach umbrella is usually pointed to push into the sand. Not sharp, but enough that it could penetrate with some force. These umbrellas lock open just like a rain umbrella. But they're twice as big or bigger, so a little wind packs a hell of a punch.

The article says it went through her arm and penetrated her rib cage.
 
Obviously, we need more rules and regulations on beach umbrellas. Probably start with a licensing program so it costs a couple hundred $ to even carry a beach umbrella out into public. Users will need to show certification that they were trained and know how to properly operate a beach umbrella ($50) and carry liability insurance in case of an incident. Also, they will need to implement an umbrella inspection department with annual inspection ($75) to ensure the most dangerous umbrellas are removed from service.
 
Obviously, we need more rules and regulations on beach umbrellas. Probably start with a licensing program so it costs a couple hundred $ to even carry a beach umbrella out into public. Users will need to show certification that they were trained and know how to properly operate a beach umbrella ($50) and carry liability insurance in case of an incident. Also, they will need to implement an umbrella inspection department with annual inspection ($75) to ensure the most dangerous umbrellas are removed from service.
Oof
 
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Obviously, we need more rules and regulations on beach umbrellas. Probably start with a licensing program so it costs a couple hundred $ to even carry a beach umbrella out into public. Users will need to show certification that they were trained and know how to properly operate a beach umbrella ($50) and carry liability insurance in case of an incident. Also, they will need to implement an umbrella inspection department with annual inspection ($75) to ensure the most dangerous umbrellas are removed from service.

Needs a committee to come up with a committee to oversee the names of different committees including coming up with the acronyms of the names of the committees and processes for all of this.
 

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