The Onion - Jesus Christ transfers to ISU

[Cypow]

For those who missed it:

https://www.theonion.com/heavenly-sources-confirm-jesus-christ-will-transfer-to-1843674452

 

[I-stateTheTruth]

For those who missed it:

https://www.theonion.com/heavenly-sources-confirm-jesus-christ-will-transfer-to-1843674452

Haha.

Who says our transfer game has dropped since Hoiberg left?

 

[GrindingAway]

Haha.

Who says our transfer game has dropped since Hoiberg left?

Finally a guy that is more of a distributor as a guard.

 

[madguy30]

Does he sweat?

 

[Clonefan32]

It's a good start. Get a few immediately eligible disciples and we may be onto something.

 

[tim_redd]

Maybe a bubble team now.

 

[Clonefan32]

Pretty impressive pull given his offer list of Notre Dame, Holy Cross and Incarnate Word

 

[Mrpopps]

Good team player. Willing to make sacrifices for the greater good

 

[2ndCyCE]

Fantastic get! Although I'm sure some will be ready to crucify him the moment any bumps in the road are encountered...

 

[MeanDean]

I heard when he pops the trey he, more often than not, nails it.

 

[MeanDean]

Are we still in the mix on Mohammed?

 

[UNIclonefan]

He will raise the team up to a higher plain of existence. He is over 2000 years old, but I wouldn't be surprised if he still has a few surprises up his sleeves.

 

[UNIclonefan]

It's a good start. Get a few immediately eligible disciples and we may be onto something.

Apparently Judas is going to Iowa.

 

[AdRock4Cy]

Are we still in the mix on Mohammed?

This would be a dominant backcourt. Also, people are saying we have an inside track to signing Budda to shore up the front court.

 

[Cyched]

Elite defender. He held his opponents to 3% shooting last year

 

[MeanDean]

This would be a dominant backcourt. Also, people are saying we have an inside track to signing Budda to shore up the front court.

He's a chunky one, so yeah, he could bring back the Georges "Old Man Game" rep.

 

[Clonehomer]

Will cyclone alley have shirts that just say JFC?

 

[MeanDean]

Hopefully the lane will part when he drives in.

Moses doesn't have any more eligibility.

 

[MeanDean]

Apparently Judas is going to Iowa.

Of course, he got 20 pieces of silver for that commitment. KU couldn't match it.

 

[GTO]

I'm not ready to crown him savior of our program until I see him play.