Happy 4th of July!

CloneGuy8

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Happy Fourth, everyone!

And please don’t “blow up stuff” too late. Lots of us have to be up early for work tomorrow.

If my neighborhood is still shooting off fireworks at 2am, tomorrow will be a rough day.
 
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The original Brexit.
It really is fascinating and miraculous really that our nation came into being....never take it for granted or accept relativistic perspectives that seem fashionable now. Blow stuff up!

"Evacuation Day" was a highly celebrated holiday in New York City for 150 years or so....it may still be, but that was their biggy when the Imperialists finally left in 1783 or whenever.
 
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Had to work today but celebration for me starts tomorrow with extended weekend trip to Chicago.
 
Sorry guys, but this sucks. It's loud as **** in my neighborhood. You want to blow some **** up, fine. But take it outside city limits.
 
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Lol, come on. I’ll ***** as much as anyone in a couple days if I hear fireworks but if you’re complaining about fireworks at sunset on the 4th I’d advise you to use this wonderful invention called a calendar.

Hot tip, next year on July 4th there will be a shitload of fireworks at sunset. No matter how bunched your panties get it will happen.
 
Thursday 4th isn't ideal


I think they got the schedule looking good for the next couple years. Actually, no. We lose a day next year, boo hiss. That means my birthday will be on a Monday, dammit.
 
Lol, come on. I’ll ***** as much as anyone in a couple days if I hear fireworks but if you’re complaining about fireworks at sunset on the 4th I’d advise you to use this wonderful invention called a calendar.

Hot tip, next year on July 4th there will be a shitload of fireworks at sunset. No matter how bunched your panties get it will happen.

Hot tip, if you're one of the few dipshits that gets excited by loud noises and bright colors, take your **** outside of city limits. Have enough self awareness to understand that your excitement is an annoyance to thousands.
 
Hot tip, if you're one of the few dipshits that gets excited by loud noises and bright colors, take your **** outside of city limits. Have enough self awareness to understand that your excitement is an annoyance to thousands.

We set off some sparklers and poppers tonight. Doubt it was much of a disturbance, but I also don't have a gigantic sick up my ass so hard to tell. Then we pulled out some lawn chairs and beers and watched everyone else set off fireworks because we did the smallest of schedule adjustments and weren’t dense enough to think no one would shoot off fireworks on July 4th.
 
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We set off some sparklers and poppers tonight. Doubt it was much of a disturbance. Then we pulled out some lawn chairs and beers and watched everyone else set off fireworks because we weren’t dense enough to think no one would shoot off fireworks on July 4th.

Cool. I don't give a **** about your lawn chairs, sparklers or the fact that you seem to think that knowing an annoyance is coming makes it magically fine.

What I care about is the ******** blowing **** up over my house for going on 13 hours now while I nurse a hangover that would drop a horse. I don't know what the point of fireworks at noon are, but it didn't seem to deter them.
 
Cool. I don't give a **** about your lawn chairs, sparklers or the fact that you seem to think that knowing an annoyance is coming makes it magically fine.

What I care about is the ******** blowing **** up over my house for going on 13 hours now while I nurse a hangover that would drop a horse. I don't know what the point of fireworks at noon are, but it didn't seem to deter them.
How does it feel to be a miserable person? Can't imagine how it must be to be you.
 

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