Recent content by Pat

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    What would cause TJ to move?

    Nah, TJ would trap the Russians and force them to turn the Midwest back over. Then he’d dunk on them in transition. What would cause TJ to move? Ludacris. That’s it.
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    ***Official 2024 Transfer Thread***

    I’d argue that we’ve already got the development guys (Rock and Bilew, maybe Fish), what we need for next year, especially given what we think is coming back, is a 5th or 6th year large adult with a mean streak. Defend, rebound, set hard screens, dunk the ball violently, and annoy opponents at...
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    ***Official 2024 Transfer Thread***

    It appears that this is it. 19-20 was his first season, and he’s played more than 10 games in every season except 20-21.
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    What would cause TJ to move?

    Dear God. I know journalism is pretty much AI-generated click-bait at this point, but, still… tell me you don’t know anything about college basketball without telling me you don’t know anything about college basketball. Although a Rodney Terry trade for Jerome Tang would be high comedy.
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    (Almost) Perfect Record Albums...

    Now imagine trimming all the detritus from both 70+ minute records and just making a single “Use Your Illusion.” Sure, we wouldn’t have gotten well-aged classics like “Get in the Ring,” but… goodness. How good would that record have been?
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    Where are they now? Coaching staffs of the past 20 years

    My recollection is that Morgan was at least the 6th choice, based on newspaper reports at the time (lol). No coach wanted any part of the mess in the basketball program or the AD.
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    Where are they now? Coaching staffs of the past 20 years

    Didn’t realize Doc Sadler had landed back at Kansas, good for him. Given what we all perceived Abdelmassih’s coaching strengths to be, I think he found the perfect role. Don’t hate the player…
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    Tough day for EIU hoops hopes

    “If we make the tournament, it would be quite the shocker.”
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    ***Official 2024 Transfer Thread***

    Yeah, there’s a reason they only go to the three PG lineup in certain situations, but it is FUN to watch them run the offense.
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    Kansas State fans are madder than I have ever seen

    Real 4-D chess by Otz to leak all that stuff to Kellis Robinette.
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    For those of you who bet

    +35000 for Iowa feels extremely low. Like, I might make a +35000 bet for them to make the field of 68, but definitely not to make the second weekend.
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    Another female teacher incident

    I’m willing to bet there’s some not-insignificant childhood trauma in every one of these cases.
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    Iowa State is the new Press Virginia

    I’m biased, but this is what I’ve been saying for the last 2 years. It was RICH listening to Jamie Dixon complain about how physical ISU was when TCU does more clutching, grabbing, and pulling - on both offense and defense - than anyone I can remember.
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    Beardshear (who knew?)

    Life expectancy for men born in 1850 was less than 40.
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    Tough day for EIU hoops hopes

    It’s not fast enough to keep up with all the lawsuit settlements.