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    Favorite Inspirational Quotes

    "What do I want? Hey, I want to be a Cardinal forever. That's my goal." -Albert Pujols
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    Comparing Iowa and ISU Recruiting--The Matchups

    You just out-blowharded rebecacy! That makes you king, I think. All hail Aclone, Ruler of self important, know-it-all gasbags! May your reign be long and arduous.
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    D'Vario Montgomery

    in that case, FootballinTexas may be a ridiculous, ignorant blowhard.
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    Never a dull moment......

    No way. JM has big stuff going on. He's got an awesome, well run, totally not mailed in, website with tons of well thought out features, recruit interviews, intriguing insight, and loads of well mannered, non douchey posters. And while he no longer has the radio show, he has the memory of it...
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    Will we have to take another step back with new OC?

    That's your biggest fear? What about nuclear war, disease, famine, drought, bears, cancelling Parks & Rec, economic collapse, alien invasion, invasion of the mole-men, the weakening dollar, the re-emergence of the Soviet Union, Michael Bay movies, restless leg syndrome, aneurysms, hay fever...
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    Duaron Williams to decide Thursday

    another spot-on prognostication from CF's own Nostradamus. You got any predictions on lottery numbers? Stock tips? A system for Blackjack? Anything?
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    Duaron Williams to decide Thursday

    and Pujols is still a Cardinal. I'd recommend that people take what you say with a grain of salt, but then again, I don't want to put Morton out of business.
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    Kid suspended for "Tebowing"

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    Sophia Vergara

    attend a lot of trade shows, does she?
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    Seneca starting sunday vs Arizona.

    Wow. Insightful. I never would have guessed that. Did he offer up any other platitudes, or just the one golden nugget? Also, forget Seneca for a moment, tell us more about this function. I'll bet you had to be pretty important to be invited, right?
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    The Field House

    Your name is "Tork?" Is that short for anything? Never mind, don't answer. Let's all just agree that it's short for "Torkington" and leave it at that. Good article, by the way.
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    Ferentz to PSU?

    Glad somebody got it.
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    Ferentz to PSU?

    No anger. Just laughter.
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    Ferentz to PSU?

    well, he's already got one rape under his belt. I'd say he's capable. KF's idea of moral fiber is putting wild mushrooms on his bran flakes.
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    Ferentz to PSU?

    Come on now. Pretend, Kirk was at Penn State for the current incident. He would have done the right thing. It's not like he would have ordered the shower to be cleaned and all DNA evidence thrown away, immediately after finding out about it. (oops) Let's try that again. It's not like...