Crazy Stuff Your Pooch Has Eaten

FallOf81

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A break from the serious news.
Story about cash their dog ate ... $4K ... and waited for exit to clean.
What ya got for stories about consumed merchandise from man's best friend?

 
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My dog growing up at like a solid 3 pounds of cannoli my dad left on the kitchen counter for like 5 minutes.
 
Not a dog, but a cat. I had to stop using icicles on my Christmas tree because of one of my cats who would eat them, then leave glittery poop in the litter box. You haven't lived until you've chased a cat around the house with a half string of tinsel hanging out of his butt...
 
Our golden retriever used to eat socks and my wife's underwear and leave them nicely tapered in the yard. And one time, ate panty hose which stretched through her disgteaive system. That was a nice $1500 vet bill to tells us everything passed just fine. No surgery necessary.
 
My pup a couple of winters ago I believe consumed a roach (weed) on a walk.

Was real wobbly and disoriented so took him to an emergency vet. He was fine and they just put him on fluids for a while to flush it out.

I don't smoke or possess weed so the funny part was it was like a Seinfeld episode when every nurse kept passively accusing me of giving him weed.

Each person that I talked to was like 'yeah, usually when this happens it's because they've consumed marijuana' with a wry pointed grin.

When I picked him up I just joked with the person about everyone keeps saying that and the nurse just says 'Yeah...no more marijuana'.
 
Years ago, our 10 month old had a massive BM that was essentially a blowout. Quickly took off the diaper and threw him in the tub, get cleaned up, etc. All is well… until 5 minutes later we noticed the diaper sitting off to the side on the bathroom floor…opened and completely clean. Dipsh*t dog (Morkie) a few feet away licking his chops with a stupid ass look on his face…

It was a LOT of BM… still makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

Just had to share though! :p
 
Years ago, our 10 month old had a massive BM that was essentially a blowout. Quickly took off the diaper and threw him in the tub, get cleaned up, etc. All is well… until 5 minutes later we noticed the diaper sitting off to the side on the bathroom floor…opened and completely clean. Dipsh*t dog (Morkie) a few feet away licking his chops with a stupid ass look on his face…

It was a LOT of BM… still makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

Just had to share though! :p
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I can’t think of a single thing our 100 lb golden retriever mastiff has eaten that he isn’t supposed to besides maybe a rabbit or food that got left out. Also the occasional feminine product out of a trash can.

The 5 lb mini Aussie poodle will chew on EVERYTHING. Nerf darts are a big one. Shoe and hoodie laces. Cell phone cords. Basically any toy he can get is mouth on that’s not specifically made for dogs. He hates those.
 
My two dogs have eaten all kinds of stuff over the years. Socks, swallowed huge chunks of dog toys, sticks, eaten a whole rhubarb pie, a 2lb bag of frozen chick breasts, a loaf of bread, crayons, etc... After the first couple instances where they handled it just fine I quit worrying about it. If it's too big or something they can't digest, they puke it up a couple hours later. Otherwise, stuff seems to pass right on through with little problem. It's amazing what can go through these these guys and come out the other end intact.
 
Not a dog, but a cat. I had to stop using icicles on my Christmas tree because of one of my cats who would eat them, then leave glittery poop in the litter box. You haven't lived until you've chased a cat around the house with a half string of tinsel hanging out of his butt...

Related topic, although more at the front-end: "Kitten munches on ornament."
 

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