Worst Movies Ever

Skyline was by far the worst thing I've ever seen. They must have rushed through making it doing one take because it was the worst acting I've ever seen, like hs play level and the ending hit and made me feel stupider for watching it all the way through.
 
It turns my stomach how bad the films are on the list of the most expensive films of all-time...

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Looking at that list, the only one on it that I have seen and enjoyed and want to see again or would have any interest in seeing in the first place would be Tangled and that's probably it.

There's probably going to be some MCU people protesting about The Avengers films up there being good (sure sure if you like that stuff, but the original The Avengers and Infinity War were much better than Ultron and Endgame) and Guardians 1 and Guardians 2 were way better than Guardians 3).

The rest are just... barf. How do you spend so much on so many awful films?
Big money doesn't equate to quality. Example: UT football the last 12 years, excluding this one.

(I've seen 2 of those top 25)
 
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"


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Dirty Dancing is SUCH a bad movie but such a one-liner and somehow managed popularity.

The part after the 'big dance' when the dad tells Baby how wonderful she looked up there really ties it together.

Yeah, tell your young daughter how great she looked up there in front of the whole country club, grinding on the 30 some year old playboy to some song from 20 years in the future.
 
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  1. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - went to see that movie in theaters with friends the summer after graduating from high school and left the theater feeling the same way as the South Park episode about it.
  2. Independence Day: Resurgence
  3. Pacific Rim Uprising
  4. Everything post-Aliens
  5. Everything post-Terminator 2
  6. Star Wars sequels but especially the one with the casino planet
  7. 100% of superhero/comic book movies. No exceptions.

Terminator Dark Fate with the Rev9 is really good. IMO obviously.
 
Try watching it as a meteorologist. Ruined the movie for me. There is zero correct use of science in that movie. Throw out a lot of terms but not used in correct context. A lot of stuff mentioned is just laughable and wrong.

That’s why very few war movies are any good for me. They get so much stuff wrong it’s hard to watch. The Pacific, Band of brothers, Hamburger Hill, Full Metal Jacket, are some that hold water and get most of it correct.

A lot of military movies get so much wrong they are cringe, even though the general audience loves them, I want to correct all the nonsense.
 
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That’s why very few war movies are any good for me. They get so much stuff wrong it’s hard to watch. The Pacific, Band of brothers, Hamburger Hill, Full Metal Jacket, are some that hold water and get most of it correct.

A lot of military movies get so much wrong they are cringe, even though the general audience loves them, I want to correct all the nonsense.
I'm a big fan of We Were Soldiers. Great movie IMO.
 
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I respect your passion about the Battle of Thermopylae and respect your stance. Because you’re so interested in the history of Sparta, that movie probably was an abomination.

I felt the same way about Dunkirk. I was super excited to get Nolan’s take on the battle of Dunkirk and the subsequent retreat in the same vein as Tora Tora Tora or Bamd of Brothers. Halfway through I realized, oh this really isn’t going to be about the battle at all. We’re just following Harry Styles around.

But 99% of the population doesn’t care about our complaints on 300 or Dunkirk. They just wanted a popcorn movie. Which I can respect too.

PS - regarding 300, they actually did hilariously show how awful Sparta was the through traitor. They just didn’t realize it.
“Oh My Mom was supposed to kill me due to Spartan tradition because I’m disabled. But she loved me so she didn’t.” “Oh now I’m the bad guy”
Agree about Dunkirk, it was awful, nothing happened in the entire movie.
 
A lot of this is kind of explained in the movie. He had deciphered the code being used by their system somehow. Evidently a hive-mind race of aliens didn't have need for antivirus.

Yeah, its a bit unrealistic, but that's pretty much every computer hacker role in any movie or tv show.
I have read there was a deleted scene or something that explained that the computer technology humans had came from the crashed ship, so the alien systems dont recognize it as foreign.
 
When I was in middle school I loved the Eragon book series (dragons and all that) they made a movie and I was so stoked to see it and I just remember it being terrible and so disappointing.

Another one around that time was the Last Airbender film that they made .
 
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I'm a big fan of We Were Soldiers. Great movie IMO.
I struggle with war movies. Maybe i rely on hair color and style and to determine who people are, but when everyone is wearing the same uniform, helmuts, camo face paint, and it's dark, i cant tell who is who.
 
Kids made me watch Les Miserables. Hugh Jackman monotone signing lines? Ugh, what a nightmare.

RV is also terrible. Never been a Robin Williams fan and this is probably his worst.

OG Meet The Parents was okay. No idea how the sequels got greenlit.
 
They had Rosey O'Donnell play Betty. That Flintstones movie was almost as bad as the Brady Movie.
 
I can get not liking Borat but Sacha Baron Cohen is so good at trolling people. I downloaded Borat on Limewire a month or so before it was released, as a teenager it was gold.
The ending of Bruno had me in tears. Such a great troll job.
 

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