Worst Movies Ever

Back to the Future 2. I was so pumped to see it in the theaters because I absolutely loved the original. It was such a disappointment and then, they had the audacity to end the movie on a cliffhanger. Needless to say, I did not spend money to see the 3rd installment in the theaters. There have been worse movies made than BTTF2, but I count it as the worst because the movie didn't even remotely meet my expectations. They wasted the talents of some pretty amazing actors & were unable to retain Crispin Glover and the girl who played Jennifer Parker.
 
The Number 23 was a good concept ruined by complete absurdity. I think I laughed a few times in the theater and it's not a comedy at all.
 
…it’s a comic book movie.

Comic/superhero films don't have to be aggressively stupid.

Some of them are quite intelligent really...

Spider Man 2
Logan
The Dark Knight
The Incredibles
Iron Man
X-Men: Days of Future Passed
Guardians of the Galaxy
Robocop
Deadpool
Batman Begins
Unbreakable
Scott Pilgrim v. The World


I could go on from there.

Most comic movies also don't have pasty-white, blue-eyed Scottish dudes yelling "FREEDOM!" (as I said, the Spartans were a horrifically oppressive master/slave society, and Spartans were Greeks, which meant they were Mediterranean and ethnically not all that different from the polyglot Persian Empire that probably would have mostly drawn troops from the Mediterranean region to invade Greece) slaughtering orc hordes. There comes a time in a young man's life when such symbolism is too hard to miss.
 
Anyone see the Horrible Richard Gere movie, "Unfaithful?" God awful ending. 2 hours of my life I will never get back. Major letdown.
Yes. Agreed. But looking at Diane Lane for 2 hours during that movie redeems it a bit in my eyes. Sorry. I am a horrible person.
 
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Comic/superhero films don't have to be aggressively stupid.

Some of them are quite intelligent really...

Spider Man 2
Logan
The Dark Knight
The Incredibles
Iron Man
X-Men: Days of Future Passed
Guardians of the Galaxy
Robocop
Deadpool
Batman Begins
Unbreakable
Scott Pilgrim v. The World


I could go on from there.

Most comic movies also don't have pasty-white, blue-eyed Scottish dudes yelling "FREEDOM!" (as I said, the Spartans were a horrifically oppressive master/slave society, and Spartans were Greeks, which meant they were Mediterranean and ethnically not all that different from the polyglot Persian Empire that probably would have mostly drawn troops from the Mediterranean region to invade Greece) slaughtering orc hordes. There comes a time in a young man's life when such symbolism is too hard to miss.
It's a comic book movie, nerd.
 
Armageddon - Worst, Loudest, Silliest, Movie EVER!



But can we all agree that Dennis Quaid was a SNACK in that movie!

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Armageddon is over-the-top, loud and silly but I had fun watching it (I didn't want to or need to use my brain once for the entire movie).

"Don't Want to Miss a Thing" is right up there with "Don't You Forget About Me" for songs that perfectly define a movie (or however it's described in Pitch Perfect).
 
I love a good action movie, and Jason Statham usually is a decent bet, but man alive this one I could not watch more than a few minutes

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Brother in law thought this would be a good movie to bring for everyone to watch during Thanksgiving or Christmas one year. Imagine watching a character boning his girlfriend on a street in front of an audience while sitting on the couch next to your mother in law.
 
Anyone see the Horrible Richard Gere movie, "Unfaithful?" God awful ending. 2 hours of my life I will never get back. Major letdown.

I did see the Diane Lane movie. Thought it was pretty good.
 
Did a google search of “alternative Christmas movies” last week. Most lists had The Ref on it, description sounded interesting so gave it a shot. Absolutely painful movie with horrible acting, had to shut it off. I’m normally one that enjoys off beat movies but this was just bad.
I remember liking "The Ref," saw it only once, not long after release. It's possible I wouldn't like it as much now, but that's only a hunch.
 
Armageddon is over-the-top, loud and silly but I had fun watching it (I didn't want to or need to use my brain once for the entire movie).

"Don't Want to Miss a Thing" is right up there with "Don't You Forget About Me" for songs that perfectly define a movie (or however it's described in Pitch Perfect).
I agree - Armageddon was a simple, no-brain needed thriller that fit the specific time period it was made in. It absolutely was over the top and beyond impractical, but I think almost all action or thriller movies of that time period were such.
 
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I remember liking "The Ref," saw it only once, not long after release. It's possible I wouldn't like it as much now, but that's only a hunch.
I could see why people would’ve liked it at release in the mid 90s. Spacey and Dennis Leary were obviously big names. It matched the “I’m trying to hard on dialogue” vibe many 90s movies had that just doesn’t age well in comparison to movies before and after that timeframe.
 
Some of these movies are so bad they are good. Like they meant to be good, but were aweful, but were so aweful it made them accidentally a comedy film. Jason Voorhees in space, awful movie but funny as hell also.

Jaws 4 fits this mold

Also Showgirls was terribly acted and a stupid plot. However, when I was 20 years old, u could sign me up for any movie that gets the girls from saved by the bell naked and I’m down. Throw in a lesbian scene and I ranked that movie up there with Raiders of the lost arch as a perfectly made movie.
 
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