Anyone else not get raptured yesterday?

[jcyclonee]

raptured ur mom last night

Funny, I raptured your mom last night.

 

[Jeremy]

Funny, I raptured your mom last night.

Come on, we know you really ruptured your blow up.

 

[somecyguy]

Eww. I don't want people to think I'm sexually attracted to our Lord and savior.

 

[jcyclonee]

My angel is waiting for me.

 

[simply1]

 

[Gunnerclone]

Posting from heaven. 6/10.

 

[somecyguy]

Posting from heaven. 6/10.

Hey me too! Meet me over by the burning bush.

 

[jcyclonee]

Come on, we know you really ruptured your blow up.

I loved her. Please bring about the rapture as I'm not sure that I can go on without her.

 

[jcyclonee]

Just checking.

I'm not sure the double negative in choice three means what you mean it to mean.

I really need accuracy when I'm participating in these very important polls.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Hey me too! Meet me over by the burning bush.

I’ve already lost $1000 god bucks in this Buffalo slot, gotta try to get back to even or I’m going to pull out my strap and blast it. I love how everyone says “Earth on Heaven” here. We’re going places.

 

[jcyclonee]

Sometimes you have to apologize after the came.

I'm glad I came!

 

[cydsho]

I felt a little gassy so maybe it just didn't take?

 

[CycloneErik]

this thread has a lot of potential....

Thread is here all day, and no one has asked if you left your kids behind?

Come on, CF. Come on.

 

[Jeremy]

Hey me too! Meet me over by the burning bush.

Is burning bush being used as a euphemism for red head?

 

[Cy Hard]

Hey me too! Meet me over by the burning bush.

Give her antibiotics for that, should clear it up.

 

[GTO]

Velociraptures are my favorite dinosaurs.

 

[somecyguy]

This thread not only delivers but totally leads into temptation

 

[pourcyne]

Iowa State and Oklahoma State offenses could indeed trigger a rupture.

FIFY

 

[ruxCYtable]

No but I vaguely recall being abducted by aliens and my ass is a little sore

 

[simply1]

No but I vaguely recall being abducted by aliens and my ass is a little sore