CyHawk Hot Takes

[NWICY]

Half-time entertainment is Jorbo vs Niang in a steel cage match at the 50 yard line.

NBA conditioned Niang vs Jorbo Niang in 1 round.

 

[Cyburbbalz]

Someone scores 30!!

 

[RonBurgundy]

Like the 23-3 game, I have the strange feeling we may lead wire to wire and be comfortable most of the day. Late Iowa score to make it 27-17.

 

[cyatheart]

Clones have 7 sacks.

 

[cyatheart]

Like the 23-3 game, I have the strange feeling we may lead wire to wire and be comfortable most of the day. Late Iowa score to make it 27-17.

Agree, feels very similar to me.

 

[Kinch]

Conner proposes to Caitlin via a banner pulled by an airplane. However, the pilot misspells Caitlin and accidentally puts Fran‘s name instead of Conner, because that’s who’s credit card was used.

 

[Cardinal and Gold]

Bookmark this one: we pin them within the 5 yard line with a superb punt. They go 3 and out on 2 stuffed runs and an incomplete. We then block their punt in the end zone. The ball goes out of the end zone for a safety.

 

[HFCS]

Iowa AD breaks long tradition and acts like an adult following the game.

 

[CRcyclone6]

Like the 23-3 game, I have the strange feeling we may lead wire to wire and be comfortable most of the day. Late Iowa score to make it 27-17.

That 23-3 in 2005 was fantastic

 

[Lexclone]

Iowa AD breaks long tradition and acts like an adult following the game.

I think these are all supposed to be incredible but not absurd. This just seems like too much of an improbability.

 

[Gonzo]

Iowa AD breaks long tradition and acts like an adult following the game.

BG is a badass. Hope they give her the full-time gig after interim.

 

[NorthCyd]

McNamara pulls up lame chasing after Tampa on a pick almost 6 in the 2nd quarter and does not return.

This is known as pulling a "Drew Tate".

 

[madguy30]

This is known as pulling a "Drew Tate".

The next Brett Favre that never was.

 

[SaraV]

Kirk has 'em punt on 4th & 2 from the ISU 43.

 

[nrg4isu]

A non-QB throws a TD.

Who would that be? Norton was a running QB in high school right? We all know Easton Dean was a QB.

 

[CySmurf]

Something gets stolen out of the Iowa locker room again...only this time we find out it was someone from the Hawkeye marching band as the culprit.

 

[8bitnes]

Neither team has 250 yards of offense and neither team runs more than 50 plays

 

[NetflixAndClone]

Iowa is held to 0 points the whole first half.

 

[8bitnes]

Kirk has 'em punt on 4th & 2 from the ISU 43.

This is the "Hot take" thread, not the bread and butter game plan thread. If one doesn't fully expect this to happen every game, they haven't seen Iowa FB.

I write this and note that my contribution above is not different

 

[qwerty]

A spinoff of the prediction thread, since this game tends to get weird recently:

What outrageous prediction do you have as to what will transpire on Saturday?

Last year's game had some good stuff as a starting point. Iowa blocks 2 punts but still loses. Dekkers throws 2 picks but ISU still wins. ISU drives 99 yards on Iowa's defense. Iowa misses a FG at the gun.

What do you have happening? We'll revisit after the game to see who was on to something.

two Iowa fans caught having sex in the bathroom. they don't know each other and both go back to their wives.