Commercials that need to be shot into the sun

Not a specific ad, but it seems the volume difference on commercials during radio and podcasts is getting worse. You set your volume based on the hosts’ voice and then a commercial comes on and blows out your speakers and ear drums.
 
The f*cking Melissa McCarthy ad for Booking.com. Please just make it stop. With most of these sh*tty ads it's not even that the ad itself is all that bad, it's the fact that you see and hear it playing 12 times every motherf*cking hour.
 
If this isn't your number one (at least the brand, the commercials change), you haven't watched Iowa State basketball games the past 3 years. Lume is on every commercial break and when we're on ESPN+ it will sometimes be 2-3 times per break.



That and the bent carrot commercials.
 
If this isn't your number one (at least the brand, the commercials change), you haven't watched Iowa State basketball games the past 3 years. Lume is on every commercial break and when we're on ESPN+ it will sometimes be 2-3 times per break.



That and the bent carrot commercials.

While it may have crossed my mind, the term “underboob” was never part of my lexicon before.
 
Dr: X-rays came back negative. It looks like it is just a bad ankle sprain.
Patient: I saw a commercial for Jardiance. Could you prescribe me some Jardiance?
Dr: You don't have diabetes. You have a sprained ankle.
Patient: But it could lower my A1C! What about prescribing me some Skyrizi. "Nothing is Everything!" (sings the jingle)
Dr: You sprained your ankle. You don't need a medication for psoriasis.
Patient: What about Rybelsus? Maybe Ozempic?

Those ads are even more annoying when you realize nearly every other country has made them illegal.
 
For me it was a radio add as a kid in south eastern Iowa. The add did its job though I even remember it to this day.

Car dead call Fred's 391-9666

The add was basically this repeated over and over. As a kid I just wanted to beat whomever wrote that commercial senseless.
 
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For me it was a radio add as a kid in south eastern Iowa. The add did its job though I even remember it to this day.

Car dead call Fred's 391-9666

The add was basically this repeated over and over. As a kid I just wanted to beat whomever wrote that commercial senseless.

80s kids who grew up watching cartoons/bozo on WGN...

800 588-2300-Empiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire today
 
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The Lume lady is just...I don't know...grated and in your face and the use for something I guess makes the assumption that you haven't showered or bathed in a week.

LUME | LUME DEODORANT COMMERCIAL FOR GAGING MUSTY UNDERBOOBS, SWAMPY BUTT  CRACKS, AND VILE VAGINAS - YouTube
 

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