Iowa Beat Writers

[CyPunch]

Hlas' best work. For context, Iowa beat Rutgers and Northwestern on buzzer beaters that week.

 

[jcyclonee]

I always enjoy this take. Am I supposed to be jealous Iowa has tons of surface-level low-information tavern fans?

Sure, Tammy at Casey's and Jeff from Hy-Vee sure do love those Hawks. They also don't know what 247 and rivals are, give cringey and embarrassing takes, and would gladly miss an Iowa game for another shift at work or one last Harley ride in the fall.

Unless it's a hand-me-down, Tammy and Jeff are probably not riding a Harley.

 

[jcyclonee]

I won't argue that Iowa's beat writers are bad, but CW is a fanboy too if you ask Iowa fans.

Don't go around insulting our glorious leader unless you are insulting his terrible taste in music.

 

[SolarGarlic]

I always enjoy this take. Am I supposed to be jealous Iowa has tons of surface-level low-information tavern fans?

Sure, Tammy at Casey's and Jeff from Hy-Vee sure do love those Hawks. They also don't know what 247 and rivals are, give cringey and embarrassing takes, and would gladly miss an Iowa game for another shift at work or one last Harley ride in the fall.

You forgot Tammy and Jeff love yelling "HOKS" at any tigerhawk logo within eyesight and "clowns" at anything red.

 

[CoachHines3]

I always enjoy this take. Am I supposed to be jealous Iowa has tons of surface-level low-information tavern fans?

Sure, Tammy at Casey's and Jeff from Hy-Vee sure do love those Hawks. They also don't know what 247 and rivals are, give cringey and embarrassing takes, and would gladly miss an Iowa game for another shift at work or one last Harley ride in the fall.

post of the god dam year.

 

[jcyclonee]

You forgot Tammy and Jeff love yelling "HOKS" at any tigerhawk logo within eyesight and "clowns" at anything red.

We've been on about 20 different college tours over the last few years with my kids. At only one of them did an attendee yell, "Go Hoks!" (or anything similar) at the end of the introductory statement. I may have given away the college at which this occurred.

 

[DSMCy]

We've been on about 20 different college tours over the last few years with my kids. At only one of them did an attendee yell, "Go Hoks!" (or anything similar) at the end of the introductory statement. I may have given away the college at which this occurred.

I'll guess UNI or Kirkwood

 

[jcyclonee]

I'll guess UNI or Kirkwood

Kirkwood - Iowa City Campus

 

[cycub51]

It wasn’t done sarcastically or tongue in cheek. Look at the comments to the tweet and his replies.

 

[jcyclonee]

It wasn’t done sarcastically or tongue in cheek. Look at the comments to the tweet and his replies.

I like the comment that equated Coach Campbell to Gandhi.

 

[CyTwins]

 

[davegilbertson]

The Chinese and Irish? Old cracker is crazy salty.

 

[heitclone]

Matt getting on Sports center is really getting to Hlas

 

[Thorongil Clone]

The Chinese and Irish? Old cracker is crazy salty.

The Chinese and Irish? Old cracker is crazy salty.

Wow....what a douchenozzle.

 

[davegilbertson]

Matt getting on Sports center is really getting to Hlas

There's a joke with his last name, but it hasn't come to me yet. Nonsense like this is making me want to see ISU just dump truck teams this year.

 

[JM4CY]

There's a joke with his last name, but it hasn't come to me yet. Nonsense like this is making me want to see ISU just dump truck teams this year.

Those boys in Ames are making his Hlas is a bit chapped

 

[RezClone]

Unless it's a hand-me-down, Tammy and Jeff are probably not riding a Harley.

In my personal experience, you'd be surprised. What they certainly aren't doing is purchasing season tickets or donating to the athletics department.

 

[dafarmer]

I see the DMR just hired another bootlicking HOK sports writer. Jobo article has him ready to be canonized for sainthood.

 

[davegilbertson]

In my personal experience, you'd be surprised. What they certainly aren't doing is purchasing season tickets or donating to the athletics department.

I live in KC/Independence MO. Recently made the observation that what is international vacation for one, is spending all you have on project cars, motorcycles, chiefs tickets (plus tailgating, parking) and a killer 4th of July celebration.

Yes those will all be used, but I would argue it's really dumb to buy a brand new Harley Davidson anyway.

 

[NWICY]

The Chinese and Irish? Old cracker is crazy salty.

He seems a little butt hurt in that tweet.