The Fran fade

I think it would be sweet if Monte bought one of JBo’s t-shirts and wore it around.

And if anyone asked him why he was wearing it he could just say that he wanted to do his part to help out the less fortunate in society.
 
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Ted Koppel: [in studio] There you have it! John David Stutts, accused assassin of Buckwheat, has been shot right here before your eyes!
[CUT to footage of Stutts being shot.]

Announcer: The shooting of John David Stutts.
[SHOW caption of those words, then logo of the words Mutual Life.]

Announcer: Brought to you LIVE by Mutual Life: because you could die tomorrow.
Ted Koppel: For those of you who missed it, John David Stutts, accused killer of Buckwheat, has been shot live on this program! Now, lets take another look.
[CUT to Stutts being led back down the hallway as before.]

John David Stutts: Hello. Good to see everyone who came back. Hello. Its good to see you all. Hello.
Ted Koppel: Hes coming through… the shots come right about here.
[Stutts is shot.]

John David Stutts: Ooooouuuch! Im shot!
Ted Koppel: [in studio] Ive just been told that John David Stutts is dead!
[CUT to footage of Stutts being shot.]

Announcer: The death of John David Stutts has been brought to you LIVE by Mutual Life:
[SHOW caption of those words, then logo of the words Mutual Life.]

Announcer: Because you could die tomorrow.
[SHOW words, Just like John David Stutts.]

Announcer: Just like John David Stutts.
 
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Ted Koppel: [in studio] There you have it! John David Stutts, accused assassin of Buckwheat, has been shot right here before your eyes!
[CUT to footage of Stutts being shot.]

Announcer: The shooting of John David Stutts.
[SHOW caption of those words, then logo of the words Mutual Life.]

Announcer: Brought to you LIVE by Mutual Life: because you could die tomorrow.
Ted Koppel: For those of you who missed it, John David Stutts, accused killer of Buckwheat, has been shot live on this program! Now, lets take another look.
[CUT to Stutts being led back down the hallway as before.]

John David Stutts: Hello. Good to see everyone who came back. Hello. Its good to see you all. Hello.
Ted Koppel: Hes coming through… the shots come right about here.
[Stutts is shot.]

John David Stutts: Ooooouuuch! Im shot!
Ted Koppel: [in studio] Ive just been told that John David Stutts is dead!
[CUT to footage of Stutts being shot.]

Announcer: The death of John David Stutts has been brought to you LIVE by Mutual Life:
[SHOW caption of those words, then logo of the words Mutual Life.]

Announcer: Because you could die tomorrow.
[SHOW words, Just like John David Stutts.]

Announcer: Just like John David Stutts.
SNL was so good.
 
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Someone that lives in the area needs to report back on this. I can see Beau Bowmann, Fales, Murph and "no chin" Sears showing up to do some sort of interview since the NIL just started. Gotta check the local news. He probably has his T-shirts hanging up trying to pawn off.

He's only signing for 30 minutes.....must be trying to compress the time as much as possible hoping it creates a huge line.
 
If Kyle Boone says Garza might go undrafted, I wonder if Garza will be one that says he told his agent to remove him from the draft so he can choose which team he goes to.
 
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I always wondered what thee (sic)(maybe not sic, maybe they are just trying to be quaint) world's coolest fireworks store looked like.
 
Jordan's going to have to take his appearance fees and turn around and pay people off the street as plants to look like fans wanting his autograph.
 

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