Serious question. Why does it bother you so much when people jab like that? I've never once thought "**** that guy, he said Iowa sucks!"
I mean, who legit cares? You really seem to let it ruin your life.
I ignore the dooshers but can say there is a point when someone keeps jabbing at you every time they see you and you don’t jab back because you prefer not to wade into their mess of name calling and stupidity and think they will shut up if you don’t return it after 5,10,20 times but sometimes they don’t quit and they run their mouth every single time. It does get old.
I ignore them, and generally laugh that that person equates so much of their life to a sports team.