For Old Timers - Cheech & Chong are Back!

Up in Smoke ranks right up there with Friday as 2 movies that we always seemed to watch back in college. Funny stuff!
 
I always loved to listen to their albums (Earache My Eye immediately comes to mind). My favorite movie of theirs was Nice Dreams. Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman) is very funny in it.
 
Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuut?
Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: Oh yeah, I got (it) back here man...
[gets license with great difficulty]
Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!
[laughs]
Arresting Officer: [after dirty look, of course] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...
Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's YOUR name?
Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
[Man vomits onto the floor of the car]
Pedro: Uuhhh - His name is RAALLLPH, man!


Pedro: Man, what is in this (stuff), man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog (poop).
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little MF ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog (poop), man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Sargent Stedenko was a pretty funny character too...
 
snack bar closa in da 15 minutes...after that be closed for the evening, thank you 'pkhhhhhhuuuuutt'.
 
This tour brought to you by:

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and their
new line of Furry Flip-Flops.

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