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1976 said:
An awful lot of butt hurt here. We are all happy because we watched our team prove that they are gearing up for a deep tournament run while you team might not make the NIT. You can throw all the insults out there you want. I'm doing great in the sports world and the real world. The only true loser is you and your hoks. It's going to be a very rough 5 year stretch for you. I hope coming on a message board and insulting fans of a real team make you feel better.
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I know you don't like facts......they don't usually work in your universe. Do you remember if ISU ever dressed-up tacking dummies in Hawkeye Uniforms? Thought I read that somewhere.
 
Prohm got a steal with Solomon, great get out of CA. I'm not sold ISU isn't a bubble team next year given how bad the bubble is this year, Big 12 is brutal though. I guess with Clemson still considered a bubble team, the bar is pretty low.
 
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FrostyMitchellMilitia said:
I know you don't like facts......they don't usually work in your universe. Do you remember if ISU ever dressed-up tacking dummies in Hawkeye Uniforms? Thought I read that somewhere.
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I honestly don't know. Don't tell me that Iowa hasn't ever put anything up in the football facility to focus on the Iowa State game. Both teams want to win. Unfortunately for you, we are going to stomp Iowa in Ames this year. And the basketball game next December will be even worse for you. When your backcourt has Bohannon and Ellingson in it, you suck.
 
1976 said:
I honestly don't know. Don't tell me that Iowa hasn't ever put anything up in the football facility to focus on the Iowa State game. Both teams want to win. Unfortunately for you, we are going to stomp Iowa in Ames this year. And the basketball game next December will be even worse for you. When your backcourt has Bohannon and Ellingson in it, you suck.
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Great points....I am already scared of the rush defense that Wadley is about to face in Ames next year. I'm sure the defense has improved to (at a minimum) Michigan level. Also, did Jamie Pollard really put up billboards across Iowa declaring it a Cyclone State?
 
FrostyMitchellMilitia said:
Oh, I thought the expectations were always elite 8 or final 4. I guess it depends who I talk to.
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FrostyMitchellMilitia said:
Great points....I am already scared of the rush defense that Wadley is about to face in Ames next year. I'm sure the defense has improved to (at a minimum) Michigan level. Also, did Jamie Pollard really put up billboards across Iowa declaring it a Cyclone State?
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Say what you will about Jamie. He has brought a lot of money to ISU and we are quickly becoming more relevant than Iowa athletically. Oh and we have more students our fan base just keeps getting bigger.
 
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Prohm got a steal with Solomon, great get out of CA. I'm not sold ISU isn't a bubble team next year given how bad the bubble is this year, Big 12 is brutal though. I guess with Clemson still considered a bubble team, the bar is pretty low.
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Just an FYI.....I think CyTwins is resting-up to get an early start on posting tomorrow. He typically likes to put in a solid 6 to 7 hours between 7:00 and 4:00....with a two hour lunch break built-in (of course). So unfortunately you probably won't get his supporting comments about how much better next year's clone front court will be (compared to Iowa), along with another comment about Wadley sucking (of course).....until tomorrow. Sorry I can't be much more help here.
 
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1976 said:
Say what you will about Jamie. He has brought a lot of money to ISU and we are quickly becoming more relevant than Iowa athletically. Oh and we have more students our fan base just keeps getting bigger.
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Frosty himself left the state, just like so many other Iowa grads.
 
NATEizKING said:
Frosty himself left the state, just like so many other Iowa grads.
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I know plenty of people that went to Iowa State that are Iowa fans......so your theory of more ISU students = more fans isn't necessarily accurate. And the audacity of Iowa grads leaving the state to find better career opportunities in a different state (within a larger city).....oh the horror. They should stay in Iowa (just like a good Iowa State grad), regardless if they can significantly benefit their careers by leaving. I mean who wouldn't want to trade a great career opportunity (in another state) for the chance to go to Jack Trice every Saturday in the Fall. Great Point!
 
1976 said:
You pick the weirdest things to fixate on. Can we stay focused please? Do you agree that Iowa's backcourt is going to be terrible next year?
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Wow! You and CyTwins make absolutely ridiculous comments about Wadley, in a basketball thread, and I'm not focused? And what's so wrong about admitting you have personalized license plates...I think that's pretty cool.

Also, I think Iowa's front court will absolutely dominate, Iowa State's front court next year.
 
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FrostyMitchellMilitia said:
CyTwins - I have a couple ideas that I wanted to run by you....to help you, the crazy clone fanatics, clone players and clone coaches take the Iowa game more seriously......and also let the world know that cyclonenation is on the rise. See my list of ideas below....

- Have Jamie Pollard put up billboards all over Iowa declaring it a Cyclone State. Now his might be controversial since Iowa State didn’t actually beat Iowa (head to head) in any major sport (this year), but I’m sure Jamie can (at least) figure-out how to further promote ISU Cross Country success.

- Have Jamie send out multiple tweets – with reference to the fact that January bowls don’t matter anymore (which is a great jab at Iowa). This also might be controversial, since ISU has never actually been to a bowl in January…or really any significant bowl for that matter, but again, Jamie can always find a way to swing the attention back to the Cross Country program, if all else fails.

- Have Randy Peterson start the hype train for next year’s bowl bound cyclone football team. I know Randy is very conservative with his enthusiasm for ISU athletics.....so you and 1976 might need to get on the horn to convince him. I would let 1976 do the talking....he uses easy to understand words and doesn't let mispronunciations, misspellings or punctuation get in the way of making a lasting point.

- Have Monte Morris make a twitter statement claiming that Iowa State is better than Iowa in all sports. It also would be nice to understand what exactly he had planned for the Iowa crowd (earlier this year). I don’t think anyone ever got to see it….so maybe he could break that out in some sort of clone hype video. Maybe get Matt Campbell to lend a hand....I know Matt can do some creative things with twitter.

- Get Alan Lazard to tweet out that the Big Ten is a joke. Make sure he emphasizes that although he only has eight wins in his career.... one of those is against Iowa (a Big Ten Team).

- Convince the Iowa State football coaching staff that they should not back down from recruiting head to head against Iowa, regardless of how many times they've been out recruited in the past. Additionally, dress-up tackling dummies in Hawkeye football uniforms as a motivational tool. This should help get the players undivided attention during CyHawk week.

- I think you and 1976 should set-up a program where you mentor other young fanatics on the benefits of living with parents after college and spending all free-time (which is basically most of the day) on the cyclonefanatic message board. Additionally, you need to emphasize (to the young fanatics) the importance of being able to rip on Iowa Football and Basketball constantly....and that facts are optional. It only matters that you get on the message board early and often during the day - when most others are working..... that way you limit the chance that someone (with a brain) will be able to challenge any outrageous statements.

- Have 1976 go back to school (which also includes high school) and learn how to write a legible sentence, so we don’t have to always assume that what he is trying to say is really, really stupid….we can actually confirm it. This will help you (personally) look waaay smarter and earn more credibility with the fanatics.

- You should get ISU personalized license plates that say CyTwins. Not only are you helping the ISU marketing machine.......it might also help you get some decent looking clone chicks (or dudes).....why not, right?!

Finally, I know a lot of these ideas are waaay out there and doubt you, Jamie, 1976, the crazy clone fanatics, clone players and/or clone coaches have enough time or energy to implement everything I am proposing......but just think about it. If you can help to implement even just half of these ideas, no one will ever doubt (again) that Iowa State is seriously motivated to beat Iowa and ready to take over the Hawkeye State.
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Most little bro post ever. Congratz!
 
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