Iowa Basketball Recruiting

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This thread has built up enough karma for us to lose 100-50 and for our starting 5 to all tear their ACLs.
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Jorbo played b-ball
Hoopin' good with Maishe and Brady
And the Spiders from Carver
He played it right hand
Didn't make it too far.
Became the TO man.
But they were Jorbo's band.

Jorbo made em clang,
screwed-up form and screwed-down defense
Like some cat from D-2,
they drove by 'em while smiling
as the final buzzer rang
But he tried so damn hard, man,
Didn't matter to Fran.
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Jorbo played b-ball.
 
Jorbo played b-ball
Hoopin' good with Maishe and Brady
And the Spiders from Carver
He played it right hand
Didn't make it too far.
Became the TO man.
But they were Jorbo's band.

Jorbo made em clang,
screwed-up form and screwed-down defense
Like some cat from D-2,
they drove by 'em while smiling
as the final buzzer rang
But he tried so damn hard, man,
Didn't matter to Fran.
...
Jorbo played b-ball.
Jorbo's favorite song:

 
This Iowa team is so bad they aren't even un-likeable because you feel sorry for them. Jok is decent but he wanted to come to ISU. Hunchback Baer poor kid needs a back brace. JorBo the little tike, he's like DJ Qualls in Road Trip. Dom Uhl would have been a 5 star if he had played HS ball in the states. Then I don't even know any of the other players but I'm sure they are nice kids.

Oh, how so much can change in mere hours...
 
I'd be worried if I were you, as you'll be lucky to end up in the NIT with us at this rate! We'd have the same record as you with the same schedule!
 
Mods, please close this ***** of a thread. I said it last basketball season, I will say it again, karma is a *****.
 
Jorbo played b-ball
Hoopin' good with Maishe and Brady
And the Spiders from Carver
He played it right hand
Didn't make it too far.
Became the TO man.
But they were Jorbo's band.

Jorbo made em clang,
screwed-up form and screwed-down defense
Like some cat from D-2,
they drove by 'em while smiling
as the final buzzer rang
But he tried so damn hard, man,
Didn't matter to Fran.
...
Jorbo played b-ball.
Looks like Jorbo had the last laugh
 
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What is funny? How many in this thread are refusing to see the young talent Iowa has is funny.

What we saw last night is a team playing out of its ass for an in-state rivalry game. They'll continue to **** the bed the rest of the year because they aren't that good, nor are they a talented team. We have our own demons right now that caused us to lose that game. It's not because a bunch of super-talented (but not recruited by other P5 coaches?) freshmen are still new to the college game. I would be surprised to see half of those 8 freshmen transfer or be pushed out of their program within the next 2 years.
 
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