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Gunnerclone

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With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)?
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)?
Have you ever been to Ames?
Who is your favorite hok player of all time?
15 year or 30 year mortgage?
used car or new car?
 
With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)? Small town in Central Iowa.
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? the Iowa State University.
Have you ever been to Ames? Sure have, missing the water big time.
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Dwight, second would be Greenway.
15 year or 30 year mortgage? 30 year, Ankeny ain't cheep.
used car or new car? Wife (ISU fan) makes me drive used.
 
With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)? Iowa City/Des Moines
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? The University of Iowa. (Current Old Ass Senior 30 years young. Navy Vet)
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes many times
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Bob Sanders
15 year or 30 year mortgage? 30 year note.
used car or new car?
1. Iowa City/Des Moines
2. The University of Iowa (Current Old Ass Senior, 30 years young, Navy Vet)
3. Yes many Times
4. Bob Sanders/Jess Settles
5. 30 Year Note
6. Bought it New 08 Wrangler.
 
With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, Mount Pleasant Iowa
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? University of Iowa for undergrad. Bellevue university grad
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes. Niece went to ISU. Visited when picking a college. Number of other times.
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Nile Kinnick. Typifies the student athlete credo. For those that I can remember, probably Mitch King or Karl Klug. Guys who worked their tail off to be Hawkeyes.
15 year or 30 year mortgage? Did a 15. No mortgage now.
used car or new car?
. Both. Depends on what I'm looking for.
 
With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)? Mason City
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? University of Iowa
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes, 2005 football game. It wasnt a good trip. Couple basketball camps in high school. Some random ass party when we were juniors at Iowa that we made a trip over for.
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Chad Greenway
15 year or 30 year mortgage? 30
used car or new car? Used
 
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With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)?
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)?
Have you ever been to Ames?
Who is your favorite hok player of all time?
15 year or 30 year mortgage?
used car or new car?

Where are you from (city, st)? Des Moines.
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? University of Iowa
Have you ever been to Ames? Oh yeah. Bunch of times
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Great question... Probably McNutt or Greene. Honorable mention to Angerer, not only for his play on the field, but for his interviews.
15 year or 30 year mortgage? Just bought our first house not too long ago. 30
used car or new car? Used. Always a used.
 
With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)? From CR, lived in IC, coralville, and north Liberty. Current Bismarck, ND
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? Kirkwood CC (business AA and Bismarck State archetictural drafting) but currently a stay at home dad
Have you ever been to Ames? No
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Merton hanks, Timmy D, drew Tate
15 year or 30 year mortgage? Would be zero but am currently building a new home
used car or new car?
new cars, No loans, I hate interest

Wife did her OBGyn residency at Iowa so I only have a half a connection
 
With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)? Waterloo, IA
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? Wartburg College (You rah rah rah)
Have you ever been to Ames? Yep. Nice town. Beautiful campus
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Dallas Clark
15 year or 30 year mortgage? Pssh. Straight cash homie.
used car or new car? I like my cars like I like my women. Used.
 
Where are you from (city, st)? CR.
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? Private college.
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes, multiple times for the game
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Don't have one.
15 year or 30 year mortgage? Several 7 year balloons with rate buy down on adjustment.
used car or new car?[/QUOTE] Always used. I'll never buy a new car. Foolish use of money. If you make a modestly above average $200K, and spend $60K, which represents 30% of one year's gross, before paying taxes. you are a fool. Standard mileage deduction usually works best for most.

Geaux HoxKs!
 
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Where are you from (city, st)? CR.
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? Private college.
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes, multiple times for the game
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Don't have one.
15 year or 30 year mortgage? Several 7 year balloons with rate buy down on adjustment.
used car or new car?
Always used. I'll never buy a new car. Foolish use of money. If you make a modestly above average $200K, and spend $60K, which represents 30% of one year's gross, before paying taxes. you are a fool. Standard mileage deduction usually works best for most.

Geaux HoxKs![/QUOTE]

99.9% of people don't make over 200K a year and 99.99% of people don't drive a car worth 60K plus. Those that do don't hang out on message boards. We po'!
 
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Fine, A household income of 90K, and a car with a purchase price of 30K.

Who are probably better off than the guy making 200K given the present tax structure, and where it will likely go after the election if things go according to the way the polls currently read.

We all be po' soon.
 
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-Des Moines, IA - born here, still live here
-University of Iowa for both undergrad and MBA
-Yes, more times than I can count. My grandpa was an ISU basketball season ticket holder and would bring me to games all of the time when I was a kid.
-Ricky Stanzi or Pat Angerer
-30 year mortgage; I'd rather have half the mortgage payment and use that other half for car payments, child's college fund, 401K, crystal meth, etc.
-New car
 
Fine, A household income of 90K, and a car with a purchase price of 30K.

Who are probably better off than the guy making 200K given the present tax structure, and where it will likely go after the election if things go according to the way the polls currently read.

We all be po' soon.
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With it being rivalry week. I thought it would be nice to really get down to the nitty gritty and learn a little bit about our resident hok fans that so graciously grace us with their presence:

Where are you from (city, st)?
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)?
Have you ever been to Ames?
Who is your favorite hok player of all time?
15 year or 30 year mortgage?
used car or new car?

Where are you from (city, st)? Originally CR area, Currently Warren County
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? University of Iowa
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes, really like the campus and daughter may go to ISU
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Larry Station, #36 LB
15 year or 30 year mortgage? 30, I wish
used car or new car? Both
 
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Where are you from (city, st)? Originally CR area, Currently Warren County
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? University of Iowa
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes, really like the campus and daughter may go to ISU
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Larry Station, #36 LB
15 year or 30 year mortgage? 30, I wish
used car or new car? Both

Is your avatar you or your wife/girlfriend? :D
 
-Waterloo/CF "metro" area
- IIAC school for undergrad, currently in grad school at an elite Big Ten institution (no, not Iowa).
- Yes, been to 3 or 4 Iowa/ISU games in Ames
- Tough to say, probably Drew Tate
- Neither, I'm a broke grad student
- Used (see above)
 
Where are you from (city, st)? Originally CR area, Currently Warren County
Where did you go to college (no judgement here)? University of Iowa
Have you ever been to Ames? Yes, really like the campus and daughter may go to ISU
Who is your favorite hok player of all time? Larry Station, #36 LB
15 year or 30 year mortgage? 30, I wish
used car or new car? Both
Finally, a real Hawk. Larry Station was a BAMF.
 
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