Random Thoughts V

[jcyclonee]

Is this thread closed yet?



But seriously though, why don't you guys just create a Facebook chat group? Not being a smart ***, just wondering.

Than I would have to go into Facebook and would probably be forced to notice Kristi's vague references to some kind of drama, Heather's trip to the grocery store, Randy's workout regimen, pictures of Jill's kid's new shoes and pictures of Mark's dinner.

I'd rather hear about kickball, physical ailments and food in this little corner of the interwebs, thank you very much.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

A lot of times they taste like mint-flavored sweaty feet.

Well, that's certainly a rousing endorsement...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

peach schnapps and lemonade, and second is whiskey and ginger ale. Beer's a way down the list for me.

Has anyone pointed out to you that you are in the Beer state?

 

[WooBadger18]

Had a dream last night that Dh made us both dr appointments and I was mad because I don't have to go for like three years or something. (I think this came from Dh telling me last night he had a dentist appt today)
So I'm there and this doc is like "are you sure you aren't pregnant?" And I'm like yeah, pretty sure. Well he's like I'd like you to take a pregnancy test anyway. So I do. Now mind you, I've never seen one IRL so my dream made this all up. After like a minute, it bounced around a percentage of pregnant/not pregnant. The final percentage was like 55% not pregnant, 45% pregnant.

That'd be kinda neat if that's how they worked.

As a guy who was unreasonably terrified of getting his girlfriend pregnant, no that would not be neat haha.

And on the offer for tickets: I can always post in the law school facebook group if anyone wants them. The problem for my friends and I is we're all working on memos which are worth 50% of our grade.

 

[jcyclonee]

How I make them, minus the umbrella, with some club soda:

We make a simple syrup, pour that over the mint leaves on the bottom and muddle that together. Add the other stuff after doing this and most of the mint leaves stay on the bottom so that you don't get so many leaves in your teeth. Yes, a straw would help but I prefer to drink strawless.

 

[CloneFan4]

As a guy who was unreasonably terrified of getting his girlfriend pregnant, no that would not be neat haha.

And on the offer for tickets: I can always post in the law school facebook group if anyone wants them. The problem for my friends and I is we're all working on memos which are worth 50% of our grade.

I think most guys are like that. My ex got the shot which is 99.7% effective and I still would get anxiety over the thought.

 

[jcyclonee]

As a guy who was unreasonably terrified of getting his girlfriend pregnant, no that would not be neat haha.

And on the offer for tickets: I can always post in the law school facebook group if anyone wants them. The problem for my friends and I is we're all working on memos which are worth 50% of our grade.

At first I thought you said memes.

 

[00clone]

Aerosmith time.

I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took it just a little too far.
You're tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
Yes it did.

Heh...I was gonna respond to KC's question about 20 somethings with the fact that this 30 something wouldn't know what it meant without my mom explaining the reference in Sweet Emotion.

 

[WooBadger18]

Has anyone pointed out to you that you are in the Beer state?

Yeah, I also studied in Germany. It's really surprising I don't like beer.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

As a guy who was unreasonably terrified of getting his girlfriend pregnant, no that would not be neat haha.

I think most guys are like that. My ex got the shot which is 99.7% effective and I still would get anxiety over the thought.

You young men should be keeping an aspirin between your knees. That would solve the whole pregnancy problem.

/rant

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Heh...I was gonna respond to KC's question about 20 somethings with the fact that this 30 something wouldn't know what it meant without my mom explaining the reference in Sweet Emotion.

They weren't injecting rabbits anymore when I was pregnant, but we still used the phrase as a means of announcing a pregnancy. As we got further away from that form of testing, the joke became less & less relevant & finally died out (like the rabbit).

 

[WooBadger18]

I think most guys are like that. My ex got the shot which is 99.7% effective and I still would get anxiety over the thought.

Oh yeah, I had that anxiety too. But I also had fears that were only slightly more scientifically valid than girls getting pregnant from bj's

 

[00clone]

You young men should be keeping an aspirin between your knees. That would solve the whole pregnancy problem.

/rant

KC, aspirin only works on women. Protuberances and whatnot.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Is this thread closed yet?



But seriously though, why don't you guys just create a Facebook chat group? Not being a smart ***, just wondering.

I think some like the anonyminity thing. Also, we've picked up quite a few people that post regularly in here, that your never get with a Facebook group.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

As a guy who was unreasonably terrified of getting his girlfriend pregnant, no that would not be neat haha.

And on the offer for tickets: I can always post in the law school facebook group if anyone wants them. The problem for my friends and I is we're all working on memos which are worth 50% of our grade.

Can't tell if this was an admission of Woo that he has a girlfriend or not.....

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Is this thread closed yet?



But seriously though, why don't you guys just create a Facebook chat group? Not being a smart ***, just wondering.

And let these weirdos know who I am?

Plus I could see DH getting really jealous

 

[00clone]

Oh yeah, I had that anxiety too. But I also had fears that were only slightly more scientifically valid than girls getting pregnant from bj's

Trying to convince the GF for a bj: You're doing it wrong.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Besides beer whats everyone's go to drink at the bar?

My top 2

Crown and Coke - for moderately paced drinking

Rum and Coke - for longer duration drinking (plus it's easier to switch to just coke without people noticing if you need to slow it down)

Other options

White or Black Russians - both are good, but I tend to lean towards these when the weather gets colder; White Russians are better IMO, but will fill you up due to the cream (I see zero chance of a double entendre there)

Screwdrivers - simple, hard for a bartender to f up

Moscow Mule - try one, you'll like it
- or -
Irish Mule - same as Moscow Mule, but made with Jameson; I prefer it


Buying drinks for women - malibu and sprite, malibu and pineapple, or vodka and cranberry juice

For your 21st, you should start with an Irish car bomb. They taste good and really aren't that strong compared to a lot of other stuff people will try to give you.

Shots to avoid - 3 wise men, mind erasers, prairie fire, cement mixer (previous 21st birthday experience talking)

 

[WooBadger18]

You young men should be keeping an aspirin between your knees. That would solve the whole pregnancy problem.

/rant

Yeah, following that advice would not have helped me. My anxiety was not rational. But I agree with you, that is a terrible double standard.

They weren't injecting rabbits anymore when I was pregnant, but we still used the phrase as a means of announcing a pregnancy. As we got further away from that form of testing, the joke became less & less relevant & finally died out (like the rabbit).

So I only ever saw this on M*A*S*H and they never really explained it. What did they inject into the rabbit that would kill it if you were pregnant?

 

[00clone]

Oh yeah, I had that anxiety too. But I also had fears that were only slightly more scientifically valid than girls getting pregnant from bj's

And also: High 5 for the catholic kids "don't tell them anything and they won't do anything" upbringings, eh?