Paul Rhoads Facts

[SalzundPfeffer]

Format is similar to Chuck Norris Facts...

FACT:
Paul Rhoads has been carbon dated to be over 2000 years old, leading to speculation that he is "Paul the Apostle," the original author of the thirteen epistles...

FACT:
Paul Rhoads would kill someone for a Klondike Bar.

FACT:
Paul Rhoads is immune to kryptonite but cannot tolerate "game balls."

 

[Dopey]

:SLEEP:

 

[Me State]

The real facts about Paul Rhoads are more impressive then fake ones you can make up.

Go Cyclones!

 

[GrindingAway]

Paul Rhoads is so proud to be our coach.

/thread

 

[cyclonedave25]

Paul Rhoads eats success for breakfast, with skim milk. (and a side of pancakes)

 

[GoShow97]

fail.

 

[JUKEBOX]

I don't think Paul Rhoads has ever had a losing record at Iowa State.

 

[Rogue52]

Paul Rhoads -- 1
Mack Brown -- 0

 

[Cat4ISU]

I don't think Paul Rhoads has ever had a losing record at Iowa State.

FACT

 

[83Clone]

FACT

Paul Rhoads is undefeated against Texas

 

[tim_redd]

They thought about changing Elwood Drive to Paul Rhoads Drive, but no one crosses Paul Rhoads and lives.

 

[cloneswereall]

Paul Rhoads is undefeated against Texas

We beat aTm last year? Who knew?

 

[Rogue52]

We beat aTm last year? Who knew?

I take that as the Texas Longhorns.

 

[Cyclone1985]

We beat aTm last year? Who knew?

The University of Texas, not the state, smart ***.

 

[ItsCyence]

PAUL RHOADS LIKES TO TALK LOUD!!!!!

 

[Cat4ISU]

FACT: I'd tackle my grandma if Paul Rhoads told me to. Twice.

 

[MNCYWX]

They thought about changing Elwood Drive to Paul Rhoads Drive, but no one crosses Paul Rhoads and lives.

WIN.

 

[Cybone]

Coach Paul Rhoads uses Bill Brasky as a tackling dummy...

 

[GrindingAway]

Coach Paul Rhoads uses Bill Brasky as a tackling dummy...

Wait did you know Bill Brasky? Let me buy you a drink.