The Official Friday thread......
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Im not going after that one, theres no need to get this glorious thread closed. :yes:
Effin' meetings and minor crises at work. Unbelievable. This is supposed to be a nice, relaxing Friday, instead, I get caught up in this B.S. and I miss close to 3 hours of the Friday thread, especially when we're telling funny sex stories and that is my speciality.
Well played sir. Also, there's no chance in hell that I'm going to PM you that link of the "cougar" I work with now because of that comment (I wouldn't have anyway).
First off, was the cougar in the meeting? Then it wasn't a total waste.
Second, we need some entertainment while GC is out "at lunch."
Well, instead of going into detail, I'll just share a few favs:
-Farted right before "insertion" and then said to the girl, "so we going to do this or what"
-I have had sex with a girl while my friends were watching through a window and eating pizza. I also passed out during the act and was woken up by hearing friends laughing and the girl slapping me on the back (I continued).
-I have pulled off the American Psycho (flex) if ya know what I mean.
-Farted right before "insertion" and then said to the girl, "so we going to do this or what"
-I have had sex with a girl while my friends were watching through a window and eating pizza. I also passed out during the act and was woken up by hearing friends laughing and the girl slapping me on the back (I continued).
-I have pulled off the American Psycho (flex) if ya know what I mean.
When I was about 20, I hooked up with a chick at a bar. Drove separately to her place, so I could stop and get rubs. Got there, started going at it (she was a loud one) and after several minutes I hear a child ask "What's your name?" Turns out mommy woke junior up with her screams. Needless to say, I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I told her that I had to get saline solution out of my car for my contacts and I drove off like hell.
Yeah, she was there. She's the chick that always asks questions that don't need to be asked, probably just to hear herself talk. Good news is that all of us are going out for a beer or two after work. We'll be at West Cab after 4pm for those interested.
OK. Mine was nothing worse than going hogging one night and then seeing the girl the next night at the bar. I was with some other friends and this girl, Robyn, came up to me and I pretended I didn't know her. I was a jerk, but I was young....
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